February 2012
46 posts
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“Have you ever wondered if your dollar bill has been in a stripper’s ass?”
– Kevin Hart
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“I hate when people see me at the mall & are like “Hey what are you...”
– Kevin Hart
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kristenglafleche:
The way to a man’s… a women’s heart is food.
STORY OF MY LIFE.
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“When one black person run, we ALL run. You will not hear a “why are we...”
– Random Twitter user :)
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That confusing moment when you hear a good song in...
thefunniestpost:
Guilty!
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When you get into a fight..
this is how you think you look:
but this is how you really look:
Powerful.
You’re sitting in your room ~ door locked ~ with a pen in your hand and a blank piece of paper infront of you. Your hand is shaking, and the tears begin again - for the third time in the past hour. ‘To my family’ you write at the top of the page, but decide it’s a bad way to begin your letter ~ your suicide letter. You try again, start over ~ again and again, but you don’t know where to begin. No...
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“Sometimes even though you’re having a good time, you can’t help but...”
– Drake
When someone looks at your baby pictures and...
Bitch, I got sexy, that’s what happened.
Need a laugh? Click here!
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“Buy hamster. Name it Virginity. Lose hamster. Close enough.”
– Kevin Hart
January 2012
68 posts
When you were little and you heard someone curse
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
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